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I look in the mirror and decide that I have had enough of my disgusting, out-of-shape body. I decide to devote myself to a period of Extreme Weight Loss.

These journal entries are reprinted from my actual hand-written journal and will be posted on the days I wrote them. Minor edits have been made to conceal identities and protect the innocent.
I’ve been reading a book called My Boring-Ass Life by director Kevin Smith. Smith is the director of Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy and a [...]